As a temp, I get bounced around from place-to-place & job-to-job. It keeps me on my toes. & since others (mostly) view me as a temporary blip in their workplace, I occasionally overhear some really hilarious things. & thus, I bring you “Temporarily Yours”.
“I love you but I don’t respect you…you know that, right?”
(One teacher to another in the lunch room)